I’m just beginning to think there really is not one redeeming quality to a martini anywhere. I just can’t handle them!
A sour apple martini – a pretty standard martini nowadays – is made with vodka and sour apple Schnapps (hmmm, do they do a fuzzy navel martini?). It’s sour. And throat burning. And very alcoholy tasting. Ewww.
Please keep in mind that these drink reviews are from a non-drinker. And it’s important for non-drinkers to know that if you are ever out socially and you want something to sip on while everyone else enjoys a cocktail, there are some that just are not meant for palates that do not appreciate the merits of a good strong drink. I wanted this drink to be somewhat fruity – maybe a little like a Jolly Rancher candy. It’s not. It’s yuck.