beautygirlsmom is standing in panties and sneakers just like the supermodels – you have been warned
This is NOT beautygirlsmom – I know, you’re shocked
OK, you saw all the supermodel sneaker pictures, now its time for the beautygirlsmom sneaker pictures.
DANGER: Take small children by the hands, and remove all men with unrealistic expectations of woman, well I guess would be all straight men, but anyway, ladies, this is for us.
Seriously, did you think I’d show my butt here? At least not unless I got the Photo Shop expert that makes the super models look as good as they do.
But anyway – we bought these fabulous sneakers that are not only going to improve my calves, thighs, and butt; but they are going to make my life fabulous. I will be able to wear super short skirts and short shorts and never once worry that I have camel toe, shop only in stores that place my items in brightly colored shopping bags, and not have to worry about going to the tanning salon for my Snooki special spray tan – I will be naturally a beautiful shade of Not Ghostly White (the above photos have been retouched so you do not have to wear your sunglasses from my blinding white skin while you read my blog).
I’ve not had a lot of opportunity to wear the shoes yet, but so far, they don’t seem to be doing a whole lot. The shoe sales woman claimed I’d have aches and pains in places I didn’t know existed on my body after my first wear. My first wear was in Disney World – the Magic Kingdom – and the most I got was a small blister on my baby toe.
Maybe I’m wearing them wrong? Maybe you have to already be walking to the stores with the fabulously colored shopping bags in order for these sneakers to work?
I’ll keep you posted.